The first annual Sweatpants Mini-Thanksgiving has officially come and gone. I'm surprised it came together as quickly and as easily as it did. Andy and I originally set out to watch all of the Thanksgiving episodes of Friends throughout the month of November. In case you were not aware, there are quite a few of them - 8 I believe. We then thought, well, maybe we should invite some friends over to join us in the new tradition that we are starting here. The ball started rolling and we decided to make it a mini-Thanksgiving of sorts. I would do the turkey and a few of the staples and everyone would bring a dish to add to the meal. We had 8 people over to the apartment to watch the Bears game, play a mad game of spoons, watch the Friends episodes, and have a great turkey dinner. I was going to be in charge of the turkey and everyone else would pitch in and bring a side.
It was the perfect day. I was probably more excited than anyone else that was attending. It was something to think about, plan for, and most importantly, look forward to. Well, actually, if the NY Giants would have won last weekend for my pick-a-winner pool, then it really would have made for the perfect day. But all in all, I couldn't have asked for more.
I'm not sure why the holidays make me turn to the crafty ideas in the Martha Stewart magazine - and yes I'm an official subscriber - but I just love having little projects to work on throughout the holidays. Martha had a great idea for
turkey place cards - and well - with the extra time I have had on my hands, I figured why not go all out.
I had never made a turkey before. Dad has always been in charge of the turkey. My involvement in that process usually involves walking downstairs in the morning and announcing "wow, the turkey smells really really good". I'm never the one to get up at 6am just to get the turkey in the oven before the guests arrive for a noon dinner. I think it appears to be a more daunting process than it actually is. I mean, roasting a whole turkey just sounds complicated. I don't mind giving it a try, but I really would just rather leave that whole process up to someone else.
I pulled the turkey out of the refrigerator the night before, so that I could put the bacon/herb butter under the skin of the turkey - it needed to sit overnight to let the butter soak into the turkey for flavor. I ran into a few slight problems. 1. The turkey was still partly frozen. Don't panic. I had set out to buy a fresh turkey at Whole Foods, but the fresh turkeys at the store were way smaller than what I needed. I was going for a 14-16 pound turkey, and the largest was 11. No big deal. I can be flexible. We scooted over to the Dominick's and got an organic fresh/frozen turkey that was just under 15 pounds. I put it in the fridge and figured 3 days in there would give it plenty of time to thaw. Fail. So here it is 10pm the night before my Mini-Thanksgiving and I still have a frozen turkey.
So I filled the sink up with luke warm water and set the turkey in there. I was just putting the thought of the turkey juices being all over my sink out of my mind for the time being. I let it sit for awhile and it definitely did the trick. It didn't help that as I was picking up the turkey out of the sink, it slipped out of my hands, splashed back into the sink, causing waves of salmonella infected water to go splashing all over the place. Thank goodness for 409.
The second hiccup in the process was what came inside the turkey. Was anyone else aware that turkey's come with necks that are not exactly attached to the turkey, but instead, are place inside of it? I worked at Kalck's Butcher Shop for a couple of summers and over a couple holiday seasons, yet I never knew turkeys came with necks. What is the purpose of the neck anyway? I couldn't stomach the idea of wedging the neck out from inside the turkey, so Andy offered to take care of that job for me. Way to man up! I also put him in charge of carving the turkey. That is not a job for me, mainly because I don't think I have enough patience to actually cut every inch of meat off of the bones of the bird. I would rather do the dishes.
Appetizers:
Chips with Salsa and Guacamole
Carrots and Asparagus with dip
Bacon Wrapped Dates
Mimosas
Dinner:
Roasted Turkey with Bacon Herb Butter (Me)
Gravy (Me)
Cranberry Sauce (Me)
Sweet Potatoes with Marshmallows (Andy)
Mashed Potatoes (Mike and Emilie)
Portabello Mushrooms (Emilie)
Stuffing (Alex)
Salad w/ Mint and Sliced Pears (Lindsay)
Sweet Potatoes with Apples and Walnuts (Nicole)
Pumpkin Pie (Emilie)
Salted Caramel Ice Cream (Me)
Nicole's bacon wrapped dates stuffed with almonds were awesome.
Andy's favorite dish is sweet potatoes with marshmallows, lots and lots of marshmallows. Now if I'm being honest here, my preference would be sweet potatoes with brown sugar and pecans. Marshmallows are just not that appetizing in my mind. But since he was using a family recipe, and is just so over the top about this dish, I was willing to ditch the pecans for the marshmallows.
I also made a batch of Salted Caramel Ice Cream to go along with the pumpkin pie. I thought it would be the perfect make-ahead treat to have as a dessert. I found a recipe on Epicurious.com and it didn't disappoint. And the best part about making ice cream? The leftovers that are still in my freezer.
We ended the night with game of Spoons. It is a family tradition of ours to play Spoons - it is highly competitive, cut-throat, and just all sorts of fun. The game didn't disappoint and I intend on playing Spoons on a more regular basis.
Bring on Thanksgiving round 2!


Turkey with Bacon and Herbs
Bacon, dijon, and herb butter:- 1 cup butter, room temperature
- 8 ounces bacon slices, coarsely chopped
- 1/3 cup Dijon mustard
- 1/4 cup chopped fresh rosemary
- 1/4 cup chopped fresh sage
- 1/4 cup fresh lemon juice
- 1 tablespoon sea salt
- 1 tablespoon freshly ground black pepper
- 1 tablespoon finely grated lemon peel
Turkey:- 1 18- to 19-pound heritage turkey, neck and 1/4 cup fat from cavities reserved for cider gravy base
- 2 teaspoons coarse sea salt or coarse kosher salt
- 2 teaspoons freshly ground black pepper, divided
For bacon, dijon, and herb butter:
Blend all ingredients in processor until bacon is finely chopped. Transfer to sheet of plastic wrap. Using plastic wrap as aid, roll butter mixture into 2-inch-diameter log; chill until firm. Keep chilled.\
For turkey:
Cut bacon butter into 1/4-inch-thick rounds and let stand at room temperature 20 minutes. Rinse turkey inside and out; pat dry. Starting at neck end, carefully slide hand between skin and breast meat, then slide hand between skin and thigh meat. Carefully slide butter slices between skin and leg, thigh, and breast meat to cover (there will be a generous amount of butter mixture). Sprinkle 1 teaspoon coarse salt and 1 teaspoon pepper over turkey, and 1 teaspoon coarse salt and 1 teaspoon pepper in main cavity of turkey. Place turkey on rimmed baking sheet. Cover with plastic wrap or foil; chill at least 1 day.
Set rack at lowest position in oven; preheat to 350°F. Place turkey in oven; roast until instant-read thermometer inserted into thickest part of thigh registers 170°F, basting with pan drippings every 30 minutes and tenting loosely with foil if browning too quickly, about 4 hours total. Transfer turkey to platter (internal temperature of turkey will increase 5 to 10 degrees).
Salted Caramel Ice Cream
1 1/4 cups sugar
2 1/4 cups heavy cream
1/2 teaspoon sea salt
1 teaspoon vanilla
1 cup milk
3 eggs
Heat 1 cup sugar in a dry 10-inch heavy skillet over medium heat, stirring with a fork to heat sugar evenly, until it starts to melt, then stop stirring and cook, swirling skillet occasionally so sugar melts evenly, until it is dark amber.
Add 1 1/4 cups cream (mixture will spatter) and cook, stirring, until all of caramel has dissolved. Transfer to a bowl and stir in sea salt and vanilla. Cool to room temperature.
Meanwhile, bring milk, remaining cup cream, and remaining 1/4 cup sugar just to a boil in a small heavy saucepan, stirring occasionally.
Lightly whisk eggs in a medium bowl, then add half of hot milk mixture in a slow stream, whisking constantly. Pour back into saucepan and cook over medium heat, stirring constantly with a wooden spoon, until custard coats back of spoon and registers 170°F on an instant-read thermometer (do not let boil). Pour custard through a fine-mesh sieve into a large bowl, then stir in cooled caramel.
Chill custard, stirring occasionally, until very cold, 3 to 6 hours. Freeze custard in ice cream maker (it will still be quite soft), then transfer to an airtight container and put in freezer to firm up.