There are many things that I love about my not-so-new anymore apartment. It's a 10 minute walk to work - if I in fact choose to walk. It's steps away from Michigan Avenue - which can be slightly dangerous if I step outside and promise to just window shop. There is a Starbucks on my corner - an absolute must. There is a small, specialty food market 2 blocks away - I've had many talks with myself that it is not practical to do ALL my shopping there. I have a bedroom - which allows me to have a queen bed instead of a full. There is enough room for a couch - guests can actually come over and have a place to sit, relax and talk. I have a washer/dryer - no more lugging the laundry up and down. I have a kitchen table - people can actually come over for dinner and have somewhere to sit.
There is a garbage disposal - which at first, appears to be a major plus for one who loves to cook. However, when the garbage disposal breaks, all hell can break loose.
On a whim, I decided to have 7 over for dinner. The thought must have come to me after consuming a venti Americano - as I do my best thinking after having coffee. The recipe choosing process, which can sometimes take hours, actually went pretty quickly. I decided to go with pulled beef brisket sandwiches with oven roasted potatoes. My thought was that the beef could cook all afternoon in the oven, I could shred it, put it in the crock pot to stay warm, and I would hardly spend a moment in the kitchen while my guests were here. I could lounge around on the couch all afternoon, watching the Bears game, as my oven did the work for me.
I was a woman on a mission. Grocery shopping. Making the pickled red onions in the morning. Mashing the avocados to make guacamole. Browning the beef, making the sauce, getting everything into the oven. Just as the beef was going into the oven, with all my dishes piled high in the sink to be washed - I hit a snag.
Time: 1:30.
Hmmmm.....the sink isn't draining. I'll turn on the garbage disposal and that should solve the problem. Nope - now I've got water coming up in both sinks - bad idea. I call the maintenance man and within 5 minutes we are both standing in the kitchen.
Him: It smells good in here.
Me: My sink isn't draining. This has happened before. I have people coming over for dinner in 5 hours. Do you think it can be fixed?
Him: I'll see what I can do.
45 minutes later.
Me: How's it going in there?
Him: Well, I'm not sure what the problem is here.
Me: Do you think this will be fixed before 7?
Him: It's hard to say. Let me run down to my shop to get a few more tools.
30 minutes later.
Him: We have this stuff that usually works wonders with sinks. We seem to be out of it right now so I brought the next best thing.
Me: Hmmm. I'll be in the next room. Let me know if you need anything.
Him: I'm going to let this sit for awhile. Do you mind if I just keep your door unlocked? I think I'm going to be in and out for awhile. I'll be back with a few more tools.
Me: Not a problem. Remember I have guests coming at 7.
Time: 3:30
Him: This stuff doesn't seem to be working. Too bad I didn't have that other product. I'm going to get the engineer of the building. He knows more about this kind of stuff than I do. I opened up the pipes under your sink, so don't mind the 2 buckets that are sitting under there. Man it smells good in here.
30 minutes later
Engineer: You need a different pipe under your sink. I think that should solve the problem.
Me: Great. Do you think you can get it installed before 6?
Engineer: Actually, we happen to be out of that part. It will be in tomorrow. We'll have it fixed first thing in the morning.
Me: Can I use the sink?
Engineer: Not really.
Me: Huh?
Engineer: I'll leave a bucket under the sink to catch any water, but I wouldn't suggest turning on the sink much. You can always empty the bucket if it gets full.
Me: So I have all these dishes here and guests coming over in an hour, and I can't use my sink?
Engineer: You can always use the bathtub. Once the guests smell the beef, they won't even notice the mess.
So off I went to the tub. 2 wooden boos blocks. One large blue Dutch oven soup pot. 2 of my new Wusthof Ikon Creme knives. 2 mixing bowls, now crusted with guacamole. Small prepping bowls. A crock pot. And silverware. I didn't know whether to cry, cancel the party or just hide everything behind the shower curtain and act like nothing happened.
I pulled myself together. I went from the kitchen, to the bathtub, back to the kitchen and back to the tub more times than I could count. I turned the music up to keep my motivation at a high.
As 6 o'clock rolled around, you wouldn't have even noticed the chaos that took place over the past 4 hours. The dishes were all done and put away. The dishwasher was empty to catch any of the dishes that would be used for the night. The chips and guacamole were out. The brie, crackers, and raspberry jelly were out. The wine was open. The party playlist was playing on the stereo. I was hosting a dinner party.
Southwestern Beef Brisket
3 pounds beef brisket
Salt
Pepper
2 tablespoons vegetable oil
5 cloves garlic, peeled and minced
1 onion, cut in half, sliced thin
2 tablespoons chili powder
2 tablespoons ground coriander
2 tablespoons ground cumin
1/4 cup apple cider vinegar
1 1/2 cups beef broth
1 14oz can fire roasted crushed tomatoes
1/2 cup ketchup
3 chipotles in adobo, minced
2 bay leaves
1/4 cup molasses
Preheat oven to 325. Heat the vegetable oil in a large Dutch oven pot over medium high heat. Make sure your pot is oven proof. Season the brisket liberally with salt and pepper. Brown the brisket on both sides. This should take about 10 minutes. Transfer the beef to a plate. Leave the skillet on the heat.
Add the garlic, onion, chili powder, coriander and cumin to the pan. The pan should have some drippings from the meat to help the vegetables saute. Stir until the vegetables are fragrant, about 2 minutes. Add the vinegar and bring the pot to a boil. (Keep your face away from the pan as you add the vinegar - it gives you quite a facial). Scrape the bottom of the pan with a wooden spoon as the vinegar comes to a boil. The brown bits at the bottom of the pan will come up - which adds flavor to the pot. Add the beef broth, crushed tomatoes, ketchup, chipotles, bay leaves and molasses.
Add the beef back to the Dutch oven pot. Shimmy (yes shimmy) the beef down to the bottom of the pot so that the vegetables and broth are covering it. Place the pot into the oven. Cook for 3 1/2 - 4 hours, basting the beef with the broth every half hour or so. Your house should smell divine by this point.
Optional: once beef has cooked, take the beef and place it on a plate. Place a strainer over a large mixing bowl. Pour the broth and vegetables through the strainer so that the broth flows into the mixing bowl. Chill the broth in the refrigerator - the fat will separate to the top. Scrape the fat into the garbage can.
Simmer the sauce on the stove until it thickens a bit. Add the vegetables back to the pot. With two forks, shred the brisket into small pieces. Pour the sauce over top to moisten the beef and the vegetables. Can be reheated or kept warm in the crock pot. Serve as tacos or sandwiches.
Pickled Red Onions
1/2 cup red wine vinegar
1/2 cup cold water
1 tablespoon salt
2 tablespoons sugar
2 to 3 dashes of hot sauce
1 red onion, sliced into thin half moons
In a large bowl stir the red wine vinegar and the water together. Stir in the salt and sugar. Stir until dissolved. Add the hot sauce. Stir in the onions and let sit for at least 2 hours. Can be made overnight. Serve pickled onions on top of the beef.